All the Cool Kids are Doing it…
101. What is the most surprising photo that you do not remember taking? - A recent one from Val….at the White Trash Bash
102. Favorite gym class game? Did you like it when you were in gym class? — I liked Tag….Freeze Tag…I liked “Gym” sometimes….though, we called it “P.E.”
103. In your opinion, what is the least sexy type of athlete and why? - Curlers…..they just look weird
104. If you were born into a different ethnic background and nationality, which would be your top three combinations? - I would like to be either a French Jew, a Russian Pagan, or maybe an Irish Pagan….that sounds pretty cool as well.
105. Would you marry a clone? — A clone of myself? No….apparently I am too high strung.
106. What is the mark of a good restaurant? - Really, the waitstaff. I find that the waitstaff tends to be the cause of my enjoyment/unenjoyment of the time.
107. State for the record the most obscure historical fact that you think that you know. Keep in mind, if you are wrong, this will be hysterical. - Andrew Jackson hung out with a prostitute. And they just “talked”
108. If your ring-tones could be set for types of calls rather than people and your selection could be anything, what tones would you select for the following:
Parents/Relatives - The Simpsons Theme Song
Best Friend - Brick House
Work Friends - I Shot the Sherrif
Friends You Dislike/Hate - “Danger, Danger Will Robinson”
Lovers - Satelite
Booty Calls - Humpin Around
Telemarketers - Last Resort
109. Using real (alive or dead) musicians name and assemble the most…
…80’s band ever! — This would include Richie Sambora, Tiffany, Bobby Brown, and Sting…..it would be called….”The New New Edition”
…angst ridden alt-band! - Vedder, Gallagher, Duritz, Dylan — I would call them, “Erin’s Special Prize”
…groovy funk band! - This band already exists….Ozomatli. Try not to groove when listening to them….IMPOSSIBLE!
…plain-out, straight-up, rockin’est band ever! - Vedder, Morrison, Croce, Coehn. The band would be nameless….which is even cooler
110. Lets assume that you are a nerd, and you are in high school. What Dungeons&Dragons character would you have? …don’t even act like you haven’t thought about this. - Is there an Elf? I really never played. Now….in RISK….I would be the area known as “Southern Europe” — I have always excelled there.
111. Is there something in life would you most like to own, but would not take it if it was given to you? A kidney? I am not sure….maybe a soul?
112. What is the most immoral thing that you have ever done? - Way too immoral to mention in this public forumn
113. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite sex for a boyfriend/girlfriend? Have you ever worn food for a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes….and yes
114. Top three X-Games that you would like to be a World Champion in? I have never watched the X Games….apparently I am not entitled to answer this question.
115. Top three covered songs… just the song, not specific artists covering a song. … okay now, what are the top three covers done by a specific artist. “Ring of Fire” - “Mama, Don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys” - Duritz and Thomas- “Everybody Knows” - Cowboy Junkies
116. If you had tourrettes (sp), what words would you have come most frequently exploding from your mouth. - Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, mother mother fuck…you know the rest. I love Jay/Silent Bob
117. Outside of the last fifteen years, if you could reverse one historical event, one historical political decision, and/or erase one historical figure, which/what would they be? - I would make LBJ run for office. I would just do it.
118. Should clones be allowed to vote? - Um….yes….but it should only count for 3/5 of a vote in this country, right?
119. If you could pick three different hosts for American Idol who would they be? Mel Gibson, Al Sharpton, Tammy Fay Baker
120. Name the 80’s rock / movie / pop star you would most like to
… be - Ione Skye
… be best friends with - Jon Cryer
… be in their entourage - Charlie Sheen
… fuck - John Cusack
121. Three people who you would love to see featured on MTV Cribs - John McCain, Adam Duritz, Eddie Vedder
122. Write a Haiku about Weezer.
“I love your sweater…your sense of style….come over….so we can play RISK”
123. What bands would you most like to see on MTV Unplugged. Whatever happened to that show anyway, that shit rocked! - I would love to see the White Stripes…..it would be cool
124. So your going to the Oscars, and you are nominated for Best Lead in a Film. What do you wear? Who is your date out of all of Hollywood? And what is does your speech consist of if you should win, verbatim? Great Question!
I would wear a Gucci black dress….I would bring my boyfriend, Joaquin Phoenix….and this is what I would say:
“I would like to thank those who have helped to change the world….and for those who have not….I crap in your face. For those I have been drunk with….I salute you….for those who I have not been drunk with….where the hell have you been…for those little people in my life….this is nothing without you….nothing but FAME AND WEALTH!”
125. Same question except now it’s the MTV movie awards. - “Dude….I won….sweet….where is Ryan Gosling so I can make out?”
126. Describe, in detail, you style or ability for meeting/picking up a member of the opposite sex in a metaphor using a professional sport of some kind. - I have to answer this later…..too much time to think of something clever
127. If you could be a Hollywood monster, or anything from a horror movie, which would you be? - The Mummy
128. If you were a King or Queen, what would be your royal colors? Fabric? - Green and White….Fabric would be Satin
129. During the following years, where in the world, if anywhere, would you want to be for three days? Note: Safety is not guaranteed.
1942 - Austraila
1902 - Seattle
1863 - London
1777 - Pittsburgh
1532 - Barcelona
130. If you were to have something named after you, what would it be? I would like a disease named after me….I like to plague people
131. What problems or life-situations have you never been in, think you could handle, but still would like to avoid? I think I could handle a Republican Presidency, wait…..hmmmnnn…..Really, I think I could handle an epidemic.
132. If you could have one simple super-human ability that was simply cosmetic, what would you have? You know, like a really crappy member of the X-Men. - I would have the ability to reduce zits with a blink of my eyes. I would like to make the world more attractive.
134. If another man found Buddha’s enlightenment how far medically would you go to keep him alive past a natural age? Oohh….not sure.
135. Which actor and which actress do you think get the least respect in Hollywood? - I think that Steve Zahn is incredible. Also, Laura Dern. She needs WAY more respect than what she gets.
136. Do you think that you can appear on a reality TV show and keep your dignity?… how about keep your dignity and win? No. Honestly, I would cheat a ridiculous amount.
137. If your friend asked you if he could throw a Taco, Beer, and Video Games Party at your house for nine of your friends and nine of his friends, would you let him? The only reason that he can’t have it at his house is that his wife won’t let him. - No — I know my friends…..the answer is a resounding NO.
138. Which movie do you think is a more likely view of the future: The Road Warrior or Blade Runner? - Blade Runner
139. What is the stupidest reason that you or someone you know has broken up with a boyfriend/girlfriend? - Because they didn’t like sugar. No joke. It was SO funny.
140. Funniest thing that you have seen on CNN or FOXNews in the last three months? FOX news discussing Hip/Hop. It was hysterical.
141. At this point most of the good ones are taken, so if you could have any email address, and domain name to boot, what would you have as your internet addy? Rockstar.com
142. If you could guarantee one physical, one mental, and one spiritual quality about the person that you are going to eventually marry or are married to, what would those qualities be? Physical - great shoulders. Mental - obscure data retention. Spiritual - ability to be compassionate.
143. What song lyric best describes…
…your current love interest? “I’ll keep you my dirty little secret”
…your average weekend night-on-the-town? “Suddenly, I see why the hell it means so much to me”
…your car? “It’s a nice day to….START AGAIN!”
…the city you currently live in? “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting”
…your perspective on the next five years of your life? “It’s the perfect time of day….it’s the last day of your life”
…The President, Vice-President, and Secretary of Defense? “We’re all stars now in the Dope Show”
144. Besides hurting your family or friends, name three things that you wouldn’t do for 50 million dollars? Kill a small animal, torture an old person, destroy the planet.
145. If you could change one event, meeting, or occurrence in you life, would you? And if so what would it be? No.
The Daring and Challenging 5.
146. Explain your exit strategy for Iraq.
Ok…since Mr. Peabody is being stingy with the WayBack Machine…..I will attack this from a non-time travel aspect. We are there….so, we need to leave it with more order than is currently available. I think the only way to do this is throw a lot of money at reconstruction and education. However, I think we need to involve the other countries in the Middle East. It cannot be the Western Empire Brigade running the show. The violence and the chaos may never be fixed. Something like 2600 Iraqi civilians have been slaughtered in the past 2 months because of bombs and crap like that. We entered into a situation that cannot be fixed immediately…throw money at it.
147. Based on what we are seeing in the world today, who is more dangerous: God or Communists or The Media? Feel free to expound on your answer. The media….they go unchecked 98% of the time. I do love free speech, though. I just like the facts, more.
148. In one word, what is the opposite of “sex”? Think about this one. Good question, G. I would say the opposite of Sex is Death. Sex brings life and enjoyment….so without the progression of life, death is what this equates to.
149. How do you think that History (generations that did not live under) will remember President George W. Bush. - I think that he will be remembered as the 9/11 Electoral College President. His approval rating, regardless of how low it is, will not ever be mentioned in the general history books. I also think he will be remembered as the President who used fear of terrorism as part of his master plan.
150. So you died and go to Heaven. St. Peter says, “Okay rookie, your dorm is down there with the rest of the newbies. You’re going to have to bunk up.” Turns out, for the first one hundred years in Heaven you have to share a room with another three souls. Keeping in mind that only people that have died in the last one hundred years are in this dormitory with you, who do you hope is your roommates?
I would bunk with LBJ….because he is a potty mouth. I would bunk with Keroauc….because he has the good drugs. I would bunk with Mother Teresa….because someone has to make us look good for St. Peter!
